September 17, 2013
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| Itachi Uchiha |
Uchiha Itachi Facts
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.
Rest In Peace Uchiha Hero
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