Digital World

aruto and his friends, in pre-school!


Naruto: Hello! Im Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!

Sasuke: Go away.

Naruto: ...

*Naruto goes to Shikamaru*

Naruto: Hi.

Shika: What do you want?

Naruto: Do you wanna be my friend?

Shika: 'Kay. Whatever.

Naruto: ...

*Shikamaru goes to sleep*

*Naruto walks away*

Sakura: Hai.

Naruto: Hi!

Sakura: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU! BLAAAARGH!

Naruto: Awww no one will play with me.

*Naruto walks away*

*Iruka walks up to Naruto*

Iruka: Why don't you play with that shy girl?

*Iruka points at Hinata*

Naruto: Why should I, she probaly won't play with me!

Iruka: Ill treat you to ramen tonight.

Naruto: DEAL!

*Naruto walks over to Hinata*

Hinata: Uhhhh... hi...

Naruto: Wanna play with my ball?

Hinata: Oh yes!

Naruto: Here ya go!

*Naruto give Hinata a ball.*

Naruto: Ill be back!

*Naruto walks away*

Naruto: Hey you!

Gaara: Huh?

Naruto: Get me some ramen!

Gaara: Ramen? Whats that?

Naruto: Try some!

*Gaara eats some ramen.*

Gaara: Oh my god.

Naruto: Well?

Gaara: This is so *CENSCORED* good!

Temari: Little bro, dont curse till your 13!

Gaara: Shaddup, sis.

Kankuro: Laalalalalalalalalala

Temari: Kankuro...what are you doing?

Kankuro: Working on my puppets.

Gaara: Kankuro... mommy said no puppets at school!

Temari: Were telling!

*Gaara and Temari stick their tounges out at Kankuro*

Kankuro: I hate my life.

Naruto: Then suicide...

Kankuro: Great idea! Secret Black Move: Suicide No Jutsu!

*Kankuro dies*

Temari: *Gasp*

Gaara: How are we gonna eplain this to mommy and daddy?

Temari: It was all your fault, Gaara!

*Sasuke comes*

Sasuke: WHY DONT YOU ALL DIE?!

Gaara: Hmph.

*Sand comes out of Gaara's gourd and fills up the classroom*

Gaara: Ahahahahaha! Sand coffin!

*Gaara gets Sasuke in a sand coffin*

Gaara: Giant sand burial!

Sasuke: Argh!

Naruto: Youve been defeated Sasuke! Believe it!

Gaara: Shut up, Naruto.

Naruto: Sorry, buddy. :3

*Sai appears*

Sai: Wut?

Naruto: Go away!

Sai: DONT JUDGE ME JUST CAUSE I ONLY APPEAR IN SHIPPUDEN!

Naruto: Shippuden?

Sai: I dont even know what I just said. :3

Iruka: Time to go home everyone!

Naruto: Bye Gaara! Bye Temari! Bye Hinata!'

Hinata: Uhhh...bye...

Gaara: Peace!

Temari: Hmph.